I know you are dying to hear how my day went.

Well I woke up, did my hair and realized it was nasty. So I got it cut by some psycho chinese lady who did the fastest cut in the world and told me, “do you like? all the layers, yes very nice yes? i love it it looks awesome yes? okay bye” And then I went to my interview for a receptionist position at an educational institute. I thought it went very well, she didn’t ask me why I left the job I got fired from so I was stressing about my reply that I didn’t even have to give.

Alright so I took off out of the parking lot and there’s this alleyway that goes beside the building to the main road… I was waiting behind some slow person who didn’t dare make a right turn onto the busy road… Some granny wanted to turn into the lane we were on as well… So finally the van pulled out so I figured I better get out of there too before granny tries to get into the tiny lane beside me…. But then granny decides to launch her car off the curb and cave in my front panel. So now my driver’s door opens approximately 8 inches. I got out of the car flaming mad because she ruined my beautiful sunny day. I stormed over to her car and realized she was 80 years old and kind of shaky so I chilled out in a hurry. She had a bunch of paint damage but didn’t seem to care. She was worried about my car, I said, “no worries, my fiance can just bang it out with a hammer, I mean,.. it really can’t get any uglier then it is.” And then I took off.

Then the story gets better, I decided to take an illegal first time of the season spin on my beautiful bike. Don’t drive without insurance! If the police don’t catch you, something will. On my way to the gas station, I ran out of gas in the left turn lane of a busy intersection. Joy joy joy. I pushed the 400lb + hunk of metal to the side walk like some retard and pushed it back to my house, sweating all the way. That’ll teach me.